You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

Quote by GKChesterton

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A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells...

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells...

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to...

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to...

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

And all the people went their way to eat, and to drink, and to send...

And all the people went their way to eat, and to drink, and to send...

This book-amber-clear, cool and with a good head-deserves a thoughtful swig even from people who...

This book-amber-clear, cool and with a good head-deserves a thoughtful swig even from people who...

His drink, the running stream; his cup, the bare Of his palm closed; his bed,...

His drink, the running stream; his cup, the bare Of his palm closed; his bed,...

Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou...

Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou...

I was an hungered, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave...

I was an hungered, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave...

And all the congregation of the children of Israel journeyed from the wilderness of Sin,...

And all the congregation of the children of Israel journeyed from the wilderness of Sin,...

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I...

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I...

For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them...

For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them...

And his father in law, the damsel's father, retained him; and he abode with him...

And his father in law, the damsel's father, retained him; and he abode with him...

I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a...

I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a...

After this manner ye shall offer daily, throughout the seven days, the meat of the...

After this manner ye shall offer daily, throughout the seven days, the meat of the...

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record...

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record...

(For his disciples were gone away unto the city to buy meat.) Then saith the...

(For his disciples were gone away unto the city to buy meat.) Then saith the...

I drink to the general joy of the whole table.

I drink to the general joy of the whole table.

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

Asked which wine he would drink to celebrate We're having some tequila.

Asked which wine he would drink to celebrate We're having some tequila.

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...