A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
Quote by GKChesterton
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to...
I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.
Nature is always behind the age.
Whatever it is....my sister did it!
The necessary connexion of representatives with taxes, seems to have sunk deep into many of...
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.
In this age of the rule of brute force, it is almost impossible for anyone...
You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.
There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am...
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife....
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...
When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be...
When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey!...
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...