A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
Quote by GKChesterton
To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to...
You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the...
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...
Doth not the appetite alter? A man loves the meat in his youth that he...
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
Never swap horses crossing a stream
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has...
A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool....
Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
A boy's story is the best that is ever told.
Few of the many wise apothegms which have been uttered have prevented a single foolish...