Quotes about Funny

I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my...

#Funny, #Sister

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, youre...

#Funny, #Golf

Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever.

#Funny, #Yearbook

Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead! Ben: No it's only sleeping.

#Funny, #Love, #Movies

I have a theory of relatives, too. Don't hire 'em.

#Funny, #Relatives

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40...

#Funny, #Judaism, #Oil

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But...

#Angels, #Funny

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then...

#Funny, #Happy

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh...

#Funny, #Happy

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

#Boys, #Funny

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the...

#Funny, #Television

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

#Alcohol, #Funny