The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.

Quote by J Robert Oppenheimer Funny Optimism

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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

I will never give in to old age until I become old.

I will never give in to old age until I become old.

Reach for the sky!

Reach for the sky!

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of...

I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of...

There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am...

There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am...

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you...

The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you...

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I...

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

Children are born optimists and we slowly educate them out of their heresy

Children are born optimists and we slowly educate them out of their heresy

Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than we...

Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than we...