Quotes about Funny

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise...

#Funny, #Mom

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

#Funny, #Life

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

#Funny, #Leadership

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone,...

#Funny, #Valentines Day

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't...

#Funny, #Sarcastic

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

#Age, #Ageing, #Funny

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

#Funny, #Weekend

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for...

#Funny, #Halloween

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

#Baby, #Funny

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

#Funny, #Girls

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

#Funny

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

#Funny, #Funny Sayings