Quotes about Funny

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

#Funny, #Humor, #Lies

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

#Cute, #Funny, #World

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

#Exercise, #Funny

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

#Funny, #God, #Golf

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

#Family, #Funny

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

#Funny, #School

Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one....

#Funny, #People

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

#Funny, #Graduation

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

#Funny, #God

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the...

#Computers, #Funny

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

#Funny, #Happy

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

#Baby, #Funny