Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

Quote by Arthur CClarke

Topics: Computers Quotes, Funny Quotes

I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved...

I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved...

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.......

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.......

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool...

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool...

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that...

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that...

Beat the computer, program your life

Beat the computer, program your life

It took us three years to build the NeXT computer. If we'd given customers what...

It took us three years to build the NeXT computer. If we'd given customers what...

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that...

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that...

Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality....

Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality....

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it...

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it...

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's...

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's...

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer was as easy to...

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer was as easy to...

We could say we want the Web to reflect a vision of the world where...

We could say we want the Web to reflect a vision of the world where...

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are...

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...