Quotes about Funny

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

#Funny, #Women

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...

#Funny, #Women

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

#Funny, #Witty

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

#Funny, #Witty

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

#Alcohol, #Funny

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

#Food, #Funny

The sun is gonna rise tommorrow.

#Funny, #Philosophical

Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in...

#Dating, #Funny

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China....

#Funny, #Jokes

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able...

#Funny, #Snow

A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.

#Funny, #Sex

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

#Funny, #Movies