Quotes about Funny

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

#Advice, #Funny

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

#Funny, #Sports

Hes a guy who gets up at six oclock in the morning regardless of what...

#Funny, #Sports

A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old...

#Funny, #Love

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

#Funny, #People

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at...

#Funny, #Jokes

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first...

#Children, #Funny

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

#Funny, #Laughter

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a...

#Funny, #Wisdom

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

#Drink, #Funny

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank...

#Drink, #Funny

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank...

#Drink, #Funny