Quotes about Funny

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be...

#Funny, #Money

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

#Funny, #Happiness

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

#Alcohol, #Funny

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a...

#Funny, #Politics

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put...

#Funny, #Money

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold...

#Funny, #Jokes

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller',...

#Funny, #Jokes

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...

#Food, #Funny

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

#Funny, #Girls

A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.

#Funny, #Noses

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999...

#Funny, #Leadership

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone...

#Funny, #Leadership