Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

Quote by Craig Ferguson

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I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a...

I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a...

I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it...

I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it...

I think in our desire to create a better America, we have to have civilized...

I think in our desire to create a better America, we have to have civilized...

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny...

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny...

They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys...

They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys...

Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and...

Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and...

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm...

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm...