You cant fight in here, this is the War Room!

Quote by Dr Strangelove

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I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture....

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture....

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss...

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss...

Kelsey Grammer has launched his own website to refute stories about him in the tabloids.

Kelsey Grammer has launched his own website to refute stories about him in the tabloids.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're...

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're...

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go...

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go...

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on...

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on...

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...

when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did...

when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did...

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.

Science urges us to occupy by our mind the immensity of the knowable world; our...

Science urges us to occupy by our mind the immensity of the knowable world; our...