You cant fight in here, this is the War Room!

Quote by Dr Strangelove

Topics: Funny Quotes, Science Quotes

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.

There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.

Im not really a good singer. But most people arent, either.

Im not really a good singer. But most people arent, either.

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man...

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man...

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to...

Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

We live in an age disturbed, confused, bewildered, afraid of its own forces, in search...

We live in an age disturbed, confused, bewildered, afraid of its own forces, in search...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the...

My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the...

The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at...

The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at...

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us...

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us...

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the...

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the...

New discoveries in science will continue to create a thousand new frontiers for those who...

New discoveries in science will continue to create a thousand new frontiers for those who...