Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Quote by Drew Carey

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I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.