Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Quote by Drew Carey

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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...