Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Quote by Drew Carey

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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...