Quotes about Funny

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.

#Funny, #Inspirational

I don't know, he seems kind of hairy and slobbery to me.

#Disney, #Funny

I put my hand on the dark skin and felt the chill of centuries long...

#Age, #Funny

Boy, have you got your lions crossed.

#Disney, #Funny

Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

#Funny, #Wisdom

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

#Funny, #Work

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some...

#Funny, #School

Laughter is an instant vacation.

#Funny, #Laughter

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are...

#Funny, #Politicians

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her...

#Funny, #Single

Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.

#Friendship, #Funny

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on...

#Alcohol, #Funny