Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.

Quote by Gary Bolden

Topics: Funny Quotes, Graduation Quotes

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner...

The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner...

You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what...

You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects,...

The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects,...

Life's too short for chess.

Life's too short for chess.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger...

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger...

He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist.

He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what...

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what...

Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now...

Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now...

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a...

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I...

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I...

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.

Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path...

Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path...