The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

Quote by Fyodor Dostoyevski

Topics: Children Quotes, Funny Quotes

Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children, and the one most...

Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children, and the one most...

The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children.

The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children.

Thanks for your nice little note, though I am sorry to hear you find Through...

Thanks for your nice little note, though I am sorry to hear you find Through...

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is...

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is...

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow...

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow...

The adult looks to deed, the child to love

The adult looks to deed, the child to love

Children are great imitators. So give them something great to imitate.

Children are great imitators. So give them something great to imitate.

If you and your children fare well, and your affairs be to your contentment, I...

If you and your children fare well, and your affairs be to your contentment, I...

Children are our most valuable natural resource.

Children are our most valuable natural resource.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression...

We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression...

He has the obligation to society that any human being has. I don't think a...

He has the obligation to society that any human being has. I don't think a...

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them.

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them.

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.

If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born...

If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born...

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees.