Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Quote by Fredrick Nietzsche

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Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let...

When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let...

Age after age, the strong have trampled upon the weak; the crafty and heartless have...

Age after age, the strong have trampled upon the weak; the crafty and heartless have...

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

The most important function of the university in an age of reason is to protect...

The most important function of the university in an age of reason is to protect...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

It was nice growing up with someone like you; someone to lean on, someone to...

It was nice growing up with someone like you; someone to lean on, someone to...

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, youre...

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, youre...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

Look around you. The trees, flowers, birds, every animal and insect; every living thing. Its...

Look around you. The trees, flowers, birds, every animal and insect; every living thing. Its...

It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.

It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.