Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness...

Quote by Ellie Katz

Topics: Funny Quotes, Get Well Quotes

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not...

The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not...

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is...

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is...

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All...

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All...

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and...

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and...

The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the...

The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the...

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in...

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in...

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK...

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK...

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull...

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull...

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and...

People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and...

Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You...

Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You...

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls...

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a...

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a...