Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.

Quote by Jeb Babbin

Topics: Accordion Quotes, France Quotes, Funny Quotes, War Quotes

Although all new ideas are born in France, they are not readily adopted there. It...

Although all new ideas are born in France, they are not readily adopted there. It...

If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in...

If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in...

I have stretched ropes from steeple to steeple; garlands from window to window; golden chains...

I have stretched ropes from steeple to steeple; garlands from window to window; golden chains...

I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one...

I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one...

Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they...

Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they...

The single currency should allow the European Union, and therefore France, to balance its monetary...

The single currency should allow the European Union, and therefore France, to balance its monetary...

To my mind, a picture should be something pleasant, cheerful, and pretty, yes pretty! There...

To my mind, a picture should be something pleasant, cheerful, and pretty, yes pretty! There...

France cannot be France without greatness.

France cannot be France without greatness.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't...

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't...

When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.

When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the...

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the...

New needs need new techniques. And the modern artists have found new ways and new...

New needs need new techniques. And the modern artists have found new ways and new...

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put...

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been...

In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been...

In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives...

In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with....

Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with....

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those...

Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those...