Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.

Quote by Jeb Babbin

Topics: Accordion Quotes, France Quotes, Funny Quotes, War Quotes

If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in...

If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in...

Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they...

Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they...

To my mind, a picture should be something pleasant, cheerful, and pretty, yes pretty! There...

To my mind, a picture should be something pleasant, cheerful, and pretty, yes pretty! There...

France cannot be France without greatness.

France cannot be France without greatness.

Although all new ideas are born in France, they are not readily adopted there. It...

Although all new ideas are born in France, they are not readily adopted there. It...

The single currency should allow the European Union, and therefore France, to balance its monetary...

The single currency should allow the European Union, and therefore France, to balance its monetary...

When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.

When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't...

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't...

I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one...

I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one...

I have stretched ropes from steeple to steeple; garlands from window to window; golden chains...

I have stretched ropes from steeple to steeple; garlands from window to window; golden chains...

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the...

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the...

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French...

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French...

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Everyone, when there's war in the air, learns to live in a new element: falsehood

Everyone, when there's war in the air, learns to live in a new element: falsehood