“We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.Quote by Gene PerretTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about JokesShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.#Funny, #Retirement
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.#Funny, #Humor, #Jokes
Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...#Ex Boyfriend, #Ex Girlfriend, #Funny
