Quotes about Funny

Youth is a silly, vapid state, Old age with fears and ills is rife; This...

#Age, #Funny

The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too...

#Funny, #Love, #Pets

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

#Funny, #Movies

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

#Cleverness, #Funny, #Understanding

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

#Funny, #Insults, #Witty

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

#Force, #Funny, #Reason

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

#Funny, #Life, #Love

Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17 - to get it...

#Age, #Funny

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

#Excess, #Funny, #Moderation

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

#Excitement, #Funny, #Suspense

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

#Funny, #Relationships

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...

#Funny, #Sarcastic