Quotes about Funny

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

#Friends, #Funny

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

#Funny, #Military

You, you, and you... panic. The rest of you, come with me.

#Funny, #Military

Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a...

#Age, #Funny

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

#Funny, #Military

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

#Funny, #Military

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.

#Children, #Funny

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

#Funny, #Random

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

#Christmas, #Food, #Funny

Never let an angry sister comb your hair.

#Funny, #Sister

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

#Funny, #God

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

#Funny, #God