Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.

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I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.

On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up...

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up...

In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the...

In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the...

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in...

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in...

If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts.

If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts.

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they...

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars.

Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars.