Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.

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A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody...

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody...

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...

To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without, being paralyzed by hesitation, is...

To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without, being paralyzed by hesitation, is...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.

I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I...

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I...

Never swap horses crossing a stream

Never swap horses crossing a stream

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or...

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better...

There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better...

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able...

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able...

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not...

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not...

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Midshipmen and cadets remain stronger and more aggressive than their male counterparts at civilian schools....

Midshipmen and cadets remain stronger and more aggressive than their male counterparts at civilian schools....