It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

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I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

The control of nature is a phrase conceived in arrogance, born of the Neanderthal age...

The control of nature is a phrase conceived in arrogance, born of the Neanderthal age...

But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves.

But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in...

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in...

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...

I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went...

I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went...

In the end, everything is a gag.

In the end, everything is a gag.

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up...

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up...

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add...

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add...

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger...

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger...

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

All things must change To something new, to something strange.

All things must change To something new, to something strange.

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

There's something about an American soldier you can't explain. They're so grateful for anything, even...

There's something about an American soldier you can't explain. They're so grateful for anything, even...