It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow.

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

I put my hand on the dark skin and felt the chill of centuries long...

I put my hand on the dark skin and felt the chill of centuries long...

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

I would rather have an inferiority complex and be pleasantly surprised, than have a superiority...

I would rather have an inferiority complex and be pleasantly surprised, than have a superiority...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and...

Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and...

Watch out, they spit!

Watch out, they spit!

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

The less you know, the sounder you sleep.

The less you know, the sounder you sleep.

It is courage, courage, courage, that raises the blood of life to crimson splendor. Live...

It is courage, courage, courage, that raises the blood of life to crimson splendor. Live...

Nothing so comforts the military mind as the maxim of a great but dead general.

Nothing so comforts the military mind as the maxim of a great but dead general.