It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

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We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they...

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they...

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to...

A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to...

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very...

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are...

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are...

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

In bygone days, commanders were taught that when in doubt, they should march their troops...

In bygone days, commanders were taught that when in doubt, they should march their troops...