It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds...

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state.

Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state.

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In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform...

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The age of our fathers, which was worse than that of our ancestors, produced us,...

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

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The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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