It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Quote by US Air Force Manual

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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar...

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar...

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Last, but by no means least, courage - moral courage, the courage of one's convictions,...

Last, but by no means least, courage - moral courage, the courage of one's convictions,...

All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.

All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the...

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the...

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work....

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work....

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.