Quotes about Funny

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look...

#Age, #Funny

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

#Age, #Funny

The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter.

#Age, #Funny

In my country we go to prison first and then become President .

#Funny, #Leadership

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any...

#Funny, #Work

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

#Funny, #Wedding

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

#Funny, #School

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

#Funny, #Life In General

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut...

#Funny, #Halloween

There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.

#Christmas, #Funny

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

#Dirty, #Funny

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

#Celebrity, #Funny, #Virginity