It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Quote by Linda Evangelista

Topics: Funny Quotes, God Quotes

I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have...

I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have...

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have...

I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have...

If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the time.

If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the time.

Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to...

Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to...

Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.

Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?

Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than...

Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?

Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural...

Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural...

Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.

Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.

Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who cannot,...

Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who cannot,...

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but...

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but...

In nothing do men approach so nearly to the Gods, as in giving health to...

In nothing do men approach so nearly to the Gods, as in giving health to...