When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Quote by US Marine Corps

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We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing...

We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing...

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all...

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all...

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain...

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain...

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job...

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job...

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in...

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in...

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to...

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to...

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are...

My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are...

The president's military advisers felt that the size of the force was adequate, they may...

The president's military advisers felt that the size of the force was adequate, they may...