When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Quote by US Marine Corps

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they...

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they...

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

It is a man's own fault, it is from want of use, if his mind...

It is a man's own fault, it is from want of use, if his mind...

What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental...

What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

Whatever it is....my sister did it!

Whatever it is....my sister did it!

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!...

Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!...

My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her...

My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her...

When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the...

When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the...

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues...

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues...

Prayer has comforted us in sorrow and will help strengthen us for the journey ahead.

Prayer has comforted us in sorrow and will help strengthen us for the journey ahead.

As long as mankind shall continue to bestow more liberal applause on their destroyers than...

As long as mankind shall continue to bestow more liberal applause on their destroyers than...