“I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.Quote by Jon LajoieTopics: Quotes about Clever Facebook Status, Quotes about Funny Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
You want to know someone who is amazing, beautiful and has the cutest smile ever?...#Clever Facebook Status
Sometimes you have to make the right decision, and sometimes you have to make the...#Clever Facebook Status, #Decision
To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.#Breakup, #Cheating, #Cheating Boyfriend
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies...#Clever Facebook Status, #Silly
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....#Computer, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
I probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower...#Funny Facebook Status, #TV Series
