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Facebook should make it to where it says, 'Went from being in a relationship' to...#Clever Facebook Status
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
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Opening your cabinet, seeing there's about to be an avalanche of stuff falling, and quickly...#Funny Facebook Status
I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks...#Funny Facebook Status
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