Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
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If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane
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This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh
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Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef
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When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned
Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison
Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!