Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make the rules. Oops!

Quote by Charlie Sheen

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Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.

Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

Can't is the cancer of happening.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

I'm an F-18, bro.

I'm an F-18, bro.

I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.