Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden....#Cheating, #Food, #Silly
The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like...#Food, #Friends, #Manners
Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.#Best Friend, #Food, #Friends
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely,...#Being Bored, #Being Fat, #Boredom
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...#Food, #Silly, #Trust
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...#Facebook Status, #Food, #Reality
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?#Facebook Status, #Food, #Kids
