The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.

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A human can be healthy without killing animals for food. Therefore if he eats meat...

A human can be healthy without killing animals for food. Therefore if he eats meat...

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the patty group, which...

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the patty group, which...

It is not necessary to advertise food to hungry people, fuel to cold people, or...

It is not necessary to advertise food to hungry people, fuel to cold people, or...

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

Poor, darling fellow-he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

Poor, darling fellow-he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

Yes, I will take another sample. No, I'm not buying a whole box.

Yes, I will take another sample. No, I'm not buying a whole box.

I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I...

I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I...

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an...

How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an...

Eating greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet. But...

Eating greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet. But...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I...

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?

I just hate health food

I just hate health food

Where do you go to get anorexia?

Where do you go to get anorexia?

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you...

That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you...

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to...

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to...

I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.

I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.

There is hardly any personal defect which an agreeable manner might not gradually reconcile one...

There is hardly any personal defect which an agreeable manner might not gradually reconcile one...