Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Food Quotes, Men And Women Quotes

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he...

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still...

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her...

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover...

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover...

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled...

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

Maybe they weren't punks at all, but New York drama critics.

Maybe they weren't punks at all, but New York drama critics.

If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it

If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it

Flattery is false coin that is only current thanks to our vanity.

Flattery is false coin that is only current thanks to our vanity.

If there be a hell upon earth it is to be found in a melancholy...

If there be a hell upon earth it is to be found in a melancholy...

I may not be a smart man but I know what love is

I may not be a smart man but I know what love is

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not...

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not...