Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Food Quotes, Men And Women Quotes

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends...

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still...

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still...

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you;...

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you;...

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

One man's folly is another man's wife.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the...

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the...

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but...

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but...

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he...

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he...

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Men are only as loyal as their options

Men are only as loyal as their options

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.