Quotes about Food

I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.

#Food, #Funny

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

#Food

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

#Food

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

#Food

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.

#Food

I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never get the...

#Food

I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the...

#Animals, #Food, #Murder

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

#Evolution, #Food

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

#Food, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

#Chance, #Evolution, #Food

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

#Food, #Funny

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the...

#Food, #Funny