Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop...#Food, #Funny Facebook Status
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been...#Food, #Men And Women
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...#Facebook Status, #Food, #Silly
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