They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an entrance to the late night drive-thru window.

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Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea, said Japhy. Remember that book I told...

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea, said Japhy. Remember that book I told...

I don't need drugs to make my life tragic

I don't need drugs to make my life tragic

A junkie is someone who uses their body to tell society that something is wrong.

A junkie is someone who uses their body to tell society that something is wrong.

How come if drugs kill millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that...

How come if drugs kill millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that...

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea," said Japhy. "Remember that book I told...

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea,

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

We try a new drug, a new combination of drugs, and suddenly I fall into...

We try a new drug, a new combination of drugs, and suddenly I fall into...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

Today's students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. If they...

Today's students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. If they...

I guess he got into what we now call designer drugs.

I guess he got into what we now call designer drugs.

Kids, don't do drugs. Just be aware. They exist, they are real.

Kids, don't do drugs. Just be aware. They exist, they are real.

Id always done a lot of (sniffing) glue as a kid. I was very interested...

Id always done a lot of (sniffing) glue as a kid. I was very interested...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

His hair has the long jesuschrist look. He is wearing the costume clothes. But most...

His hair has the long jesuschrist look. He is wearing the costume clothes. But most...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I think psychedelics play a major part in what we do, but having said that,...

I think psychedelics play a major part in what we do, but having said that,...

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their...

If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their...

Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to...

Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to...

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and...

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and...

Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are.

Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are.