Don't worry about who I'm with in my space time if you're not working on trying to be mine.
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Mind Your Own Business Quotes
Dear iPod, when I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my...
We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.
Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.
That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.
Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.
I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.
Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag...
Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...
Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...
Dear cupid, next time hit us both!
There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.
Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.
So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...
Fake people talk about other people being Fake. Real people worry about their business and...
Minding your own business . . . includes [avoiding] eavesdropping, gossiping, talking behind other people's...
No, I dont have anything to hide. I just dont like people looking through my...