Don't worry about who I'm with in my space time if you're not working on trying to be mine.

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes, Mind Your Own Business Quotes

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.

'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.

That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Minding your own business . . . includes [avoiding] eavesdropping, gossiping, talking behind other people's...

Minding your own business . . . includes [avoiding] eavesdropping, gossiping, talking behind other people's...

The best person to talk about the problems in your relationship is the person you're...

The best person to talk about the problems in your relationship is the person you're...