“Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.Topics: Quotes about Facebook, Quotes about Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...#Breakup, #Facebook
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.#Facebook, #Funny Facebook Status
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.#Facebook, #Funny Facebook Status
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?#Facebook Status, #Food, #Kids
If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.#Facebook, #Facebook Status, #Forget You