My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.

Topics: Ex Boyfriend Quotes, Facebook Status Quotes

I know Adele's ex boyfriend is sitting at home right now with a new chubby...

I know Adele's ex boyfriend is sitting at home right now with a new chubby...

The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...

The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...

Stop going back to the one who brings you more pain than happiness. It's not...

Stop going back to the one who brings you more pain than happiness. It's not...

I don't make mistakes...I date them.

I don't make mistakes...I date them.

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash.

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash.

My Ex Sent Me Ah Picture Too Remind Me What iM Givinq Up , iSent...

My Ex Sent Me Ah Picture Too Remind Me What iM Givinq Up , iSent...

Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure...

Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

If you're trying to make me jealous of you and my ex boyfriend, you must...

If you're trying to make me jealous of you and my ex boyfriend, you must...

The moment when you see your ex again after so much time and it brings...

The moment when you see your ex again after so much time and it brings...

I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than...

I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than...

Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture.

Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture.

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...

A EX should stay an EX. They're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation...

A EX should stay an EX. They're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation...

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

My old dude f*cked up. My new boo lucked up. My ex tryna suck up....

My old dude f*cked up. My new boo lucked up. My ex tryna suck up....

Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.

Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.