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A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a...
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There is no off position on the genius switch.
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every...
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We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and...
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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has...
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The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were...
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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the...
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No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him...
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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete...
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President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
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President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage...
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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...
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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then...
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The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The...
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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...
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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
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