Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like...#David Letterman
A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a...#David Letterman
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages....#David Letterman
Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are...#David Letterman
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has...#David Letterman
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.#David Letterman
