Quotes about David Letterman

The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were...

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The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The...

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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then...

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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

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President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage...

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President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete...

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No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him...

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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the...

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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

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