We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.

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We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and...

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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

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There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of...

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck....

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck....

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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then...

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

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There is no off position on the genius switch.

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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you...

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I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

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Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have...

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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete...

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Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are...