A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with…

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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck....

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck....

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For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

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Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you...

There is no off position on the genius switch.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

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Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages....

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I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic....

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