The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.

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It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what...

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President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage...

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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

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Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck....

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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show...

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Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages....

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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

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For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every...

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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham...

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Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

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There are moments, you reach moments, when all of a sudden time stops and becomes...

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Time is a beautiful thing. It's like when you meet an old lover on the...

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