We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.

Quote by David Letterman

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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham...

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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then...

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Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have...

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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these...

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There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of...

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand...

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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show...

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were...

The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were...

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like...

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like...

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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

There is no off position on the genius switch.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show...

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show...

Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages....

Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages....

Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't...

Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't...