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Topics: Beer Quotes

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the...

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.