Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Quote by Benjamin Franklin
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of...
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Ere fancy you consult, consult your purse
There never was a good war or a bad peace.
No man ever was glorious, who was not laborious.
Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.
Distrust and caution are the parents of security.
Up, sluggard, and waste not life; in the grave will be sleeping enough.
Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God.
The world is full of fools and faint hearts; and yet everyone has courage enough...
A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.
Fools need advice most, but wise men only are the better for it.
Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them.
I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and...
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest
Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy.
Tell a miser he's rich, and a woman she's old, you'll get no money of...
Well, this slum cost a lot of money. It should look better than an ordinary...
Money is not an aphrodisiac: the desire it may kindle in the female eye is...