It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me out of awkward conversations.

Topics: Beer Quotes

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...