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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.