She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.

Quote by John Hiatt

Topics: Beer Quotes, Sex Quotes

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

The magic of sex is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

The magic of sex is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...