She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.

Quote by John Hiatt

Topics: Beer Quotes, Sex Quotes

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the...

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the...

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.