Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Quote by Gerard Way

Topics: Beer Quotes, Drinking Quotes

It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre...

It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre...

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awesome!

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awesome!

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act...

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act...

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in...

If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in...

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

I don't think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start...

I don't think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start...

I'm not psycho... I just like psychotic things.

I'm not psycho... I just like psychotic things.