Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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When befriended, remember it; when you befriend, forget it.

When befriended, remember it; when you befriend, forget it.

A full belly makes a dull brain

A full belly makes a dull brain

Where liberty is, there is my country.

Where liberty is, there is my country.

When in doubt, don't.

When in doubt, don't.

Nothing's so apt to undermine your confidence in a product as knowing that the commercial...

Nothing's so apt to undermine your confidence in a product as knowing that the commercial...

If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.

If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one

Poverty wants some things, Luxury many things, Avarice all things

Poverty wants some things, Luxury many things, Avarice all things

Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad...

Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad...

Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has,...

Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has,...

When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part moves, her...

When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part moves, her...

If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would...

If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would...

Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.

Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently...

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently...

Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?

Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?

God helps those who help themselves.

God helps those who help themselves.

A cheerful face is nearly as good for an invalid as healthy weather.

A cheerful face is nearly as good for an invalid as healthy weather.

Proclaim not all thou knowest

Proclaim not all thou knowest

I am afraid to show you who I really am, because if I show you...

I am afraid to show you who I really am, because if I show you...

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves...

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves...