Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from...

If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from...

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I...

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I...

Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody.

Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody.

Anger is one of the sinews of the soul; he that wants it hath a...

Anger is one of the sinews of the soul; he that wants it hath a...

The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance.

The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance.

A cheerful face is nearly as good for an invalid as healthy weather.

A cheerful face is nearly as good for an invalid as healthy weather.

Fond pride of dress is sure a very curse

Fond pride of dress is sure a very curse

We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.

We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither...

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither...

The King's cheese is half wasted in parings: But no matter, 'tis made of the...

The King's cheese is half wasted in parings: But no matter, 'tis made of the...

Hide not your talents, they for use were made. Whats a sundial in the shade?

Hide not your talents, they for use were made. Whats a sundial in the shade?

Proclaim not all thou knowest

Proclaim not all thou knowest

Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee.

Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee.

Wars are not paid for in wartime, the bill comes later.

Wars are not paid for in wartime, the bill comes later.

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and...

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and...

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.

Quick to borrow is always slow to pay.

Quick to borrow is always slow to pay.

Memory is the cabinet of imagination, the treasury of reason, the registry of conscience and...

Memory is the cabinet of imagination, the treasury of reason, the registry of conscience and...