Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

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Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

Both ya'll niggas!

Both ya'll niggas!

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...